Fine Print Enthusiasts Gifts

...would you like to settle this out of jail?

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

When Engineers Crack.

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Fine Print Letters

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'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

Breakfast Printing Press

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

'Print is Dead.'

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

Emblematic Print of the South Sea Bubble.

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"