Fine Print Enthusiast Pillows

'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'

"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"

'But I learned a valuable lesson: before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.'

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

A surprise in the fine print

"You should have read the fine print - the guarantee runs out the moment the product stops working..."

Attorneys at Law - We specialize in small print

Always read the small print!

I note you've made a claim on your fire and theft policy.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Fine Print Letters

Johannes Gutenberg

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Breakfast Printing Press

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

'Print is Dead.'

Emblematic Print of the South Sea Bubble.