Fine Print Fanatic Pillows

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

'Yes, we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Sorry. We can't pay on your life insurance policy. You apparently didn't read our 'living dead' clause.'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Mr. Johnson we have you surrounded. We know you only skimmed the 55 pages of the new itunes terms and services before you clicked 'agree'!'

'I may or may not sign. Show me the fine print.'

"Of course I can read the smallest letters on the chart -- I'm a lawyer and used to reading the fine print!'"

'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"The fine print is there, it's just written in invisible ink."

'This one is for Lawyers.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

*, *, *, & *. Attorneys specializing in fine print.

Terms and Conditions

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"I gotta hand it to you, Fred. . . sneaking Eternal Damnation into all those website Terms & Conditions statements was pure genius."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"Would you be interested in buying a policy that would cover the exceptions in this policy?"

"Disclaimer" fine-print sign at Pearly Gates

"This second policy covers you for non payment of the premiums on your first policy."

"I thought you said there were no fees!"

Always read the small print.

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

ACME INSURANCE COMPANY, 'Of course, the death benefits don't apply if it's the Government that kills you.'

'My partner is also a solicitor and specializes in small print!'

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"It's the Apple User License Agreement. He read all 60 pages."

"Yes, I guess I'm in the mood, but certain restrictions apply."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Genetic Fingerprinting.

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Fine Print Letters

Johannes Gutenberg