Detail Fanatic Pillows

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

"It's called being preemptive."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Fingers

'In, out, fiddling.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

Factory Smoke

"The little one? That's for small print!"

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.