Detail Fanatic Mugs

I'd like a DJ, a videographer and 18 dozen red roses. Huh? The Websters can't be at the same table with the Steins. Oh no. I can't believe it. This isn't happening. Stand back, people. The tablecloths don't match the napkins. Type-A person planning a wedding!!! You father cannot make a toast.

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

"It's called being preemptive."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Fingers

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

Bad news, Ernotep...The Pharoah's cutting our budget.

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"Your resume is impressive, Phillips, but I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

Rose colored glasses.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

Factory Smoke

"The little one? That's for small print!"

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

'We're de-salting water?'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'