Detail Connoisseur Mugs

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

When Engineers Crack.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'In, out, fiddling.'

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

New solar powered sun bed

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"Bargain hunters!"

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

War And Peace?/The Catcher in the Rye?/Citizen Kane?/Jaws?

Tarzan of the overcompensators

"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."