Detail Connoisseur Gifts

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

When Engineers Crack.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Bleak House

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

C Day Lewis.

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'In, out, fiddling.'

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

New solar powered sun bed

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"Bargain hunters!"

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

Tarzan of the overcompensators

"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."