Detail-oriented Aficionado Gifts

Geoff likes a lot of detail in his reports....

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

When Engineers Crack.

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

'In, out, fiddling.'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'Sir, your details man is here.'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

Model Shop

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

The RAF salute the world of banking

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

'Know what your problem is, Fenster? You don't pay attention to detail.'

Hey, this is real beer! I thought they used fake beer in the comics, like in the movies! The Fusco Brothers strive for realism down to the smallest detail.

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

Hi-maintenance. Hellooo

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

You can't miss it - it's about one centimeter high and two millimeters across.

"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."

The Pedants' Society: Back in 1 hour, 2 minutes + 46 seconds exactly.

'It says, this plaque was put up with 7/6 inch plugs and flat headed screws"

'What school did you say you graduated from?'

Annual Pedants Conference.

I'd like a DJ, a videographer and 18 dozen red roses. Huh? The Websters can't be at the same table with the Steins. Oh no. I can't believe it. This isn't happening. Stand back, people. The tablecloths don't match the napkins. Type-A person planning a wedding!!! You father cannot make a toast.

'Can we blame this on a sinkhole?'

Fine tooth combs $1.00.

Anal retentives anonymous - tonight.