Detail Aficionados Gifts

Annual Pedants Conference.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

When Engineers Crack.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

Tank color choices.

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

Neighborhood Watch.

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Penknife catching baby penknife.

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

Workers constructing barcodes

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

Model Shop

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

The RAF salute the world of banking

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

You can't miss it - it's about one centimeter high and two millimeters across.

'What school did you say you graduated from?'

'It says, this plaque was put up with 7/6 inch plugs and flat headed screws"