Detail Aficionados Gifts

Annual Pedants Conference.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

When Engineers Crack.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Tank color choices.

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

Neighborhood Watch.

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Workers constructing barcodes

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

Penknife catching baby penknife.

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

Model Shop

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

The RAF salute the world of banking

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

You can't miss it - it's about one centimeter high and two millimeters across.

They had to stop the assembly line at the bandage factory today because of imperfections. Flaws cause gauze pause!