Detail Lover Gifts

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

Fine tooth combs $1.00.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

When Engineers Crack.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Radiant, yet flammable.

Artists At The Auto Show

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'In, out, fiddling.'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"How about a different font?"

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

'Sir, your details man is here.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

"He'll regret it when he's older, and most of your life is when you are older."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'