Ettention To Detail Enthusiast Gifts

'Can we blame this on a sinkhole?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Office of quality assurance"

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

Media Whore Raceway.

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

Monks haircutting with compasses

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

Model Shop

The RAF salute the world of banking

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

Atomic Clock

Surveyor

'I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplaced decimal.'

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'