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'Can we blame this on a sinkhole?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

When Engineers Crack.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Office of quality assurance"

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Media Whore Raceway.

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

'In, out, fiddling.'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

Monks haircutting with compasses

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

Model Shop

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

The RAF salute the world of banking

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

Atomic Clock

Surveyor

'I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplaced decimal.'

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."