Attention Enthusiast Gifts

Attention Deficit Disorder

Media Whore Raceway.

'Squeaky's been getting all the attention, lately. I think it's time we shut him up for good.'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

'Demanding attention again, do we?'

"Isn't this your mother's turn off?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

National Everything Awareness Day

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Likes: $2.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"It helps me stay focused."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Mentioning 'Sex'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

Attention surplus