Attention Seekers Gifts

Attention surplus

"I sometimes cry when I don't need anything just so I can confuse my parents."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The Zoo.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Likes: $2.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Mentioning 'Sex'

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

As Seen On TV

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Seriously folks...'

The End of the Worker Bees

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'Big advantage!!'

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."