Media Attention Seekers Gifts

'Hello, Mum!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Likes: $2.

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Seriously folks...'

As Seen On TV

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

Mentioning 'Sex'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Media Whore Raceway.

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Attention surplus

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"We specialize in pretrial publicity."

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'