Media Spotlight Seeker Gifts

Hold on! TV is comin'!

I hope I get on TV for this, it'll really impress the girls...

'How fast can you hype?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm a star!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

As Seen On TV

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

Media Whore Raceway.

A woman bows to the crowd

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

'Hello, Mum!'

"We specialize in pretrial publicity."

'It doesn't matter if you win or lose: it's how much face time you can generate on the 6 o'clock news.'

'You're allergic to media.'

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

'Sorry, guys, but we can't go in until we've got real time media coverage.'

"Ok, now, let's get one of you demanding your privacy."

Brianna Keilar

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

'Oh-oh, headline-hunters.'

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'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'