Media Spotlight Lover Gifts

Media Whore Raceway.

Instant Paparazzi Photographs

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Ice shelfie.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

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tRUMp, Pirate President

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

As Seen On TV

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'We have the same pinterest.'

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Lose the Iraq War.

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Angie Goff

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

Phone generation.

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."

"#skydiving"

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

'We interrupt this Congressional scandal to bring you the following White House scandal....'

'On a personal note, I'm happy to report that I've been promoted from the network's chief 'pundit' to chief 'pontificator'.'

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."