Media Buzz Lover Gifts

So you could have possibly supplied the happy couple with milk. What's your take on the upcoming 'Royal Wedding'?

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

Bumble Bee

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

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Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'How fast can you hype?'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Is anything good on?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Ian Hislop

Man selling lamb weekly

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

The World's First Talking Dog,

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Silly News.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"'60 Minutes' is on."