Buzz Lover Gifts

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.

I prefer just keeping one and getting to know it better.

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

What's that annoying buzzing noise? (Vuvuzelas)

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'How fast can you hype?'

Create some buzz!

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Bumble Bee

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Piano Keyboard

'I wish I was creative'

B.B. King

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

". . . Woke up this mornin', and had the blues - couldn't afford prescription for anti-depressants!"

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'

'Quick, open the back door!'

Social Media Blues

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'