Buzz Enthusiasts Gifts

Stinging Bee

Beehive

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'How fast can you hype?'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Create some buzz!

Bumble Bee

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

Cossack dancers

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Final words on gravestones.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

The Echoes at Killarney

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

"Romance"

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

Bassoon practice.

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'