Buzzing Enthusiasts Gifts

"Is that your phone buzzing?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Bumble Bee

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

'Nice bling!'

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Management speak is typically used to make something seem more impressive than it is...

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'We had a group think about implementing paradigm shifting re-prioritisations of our inward facing media strategy in order to enhance our communication with the average man on the street.'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Stinging Bee

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

"No mission creep here. Just more football metaphor creep."

A chicken blows a bubble