Buzzing Buddy Gifts

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Do me next."

"Is it that bad?"

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Bird Torture.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I think he's lonely.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Will I lose my hare?"

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'You reek of crackers.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Where are you going?'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."