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"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

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Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Will I lose my hare?"

'You reek of crackers.'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Will you call me?"

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"