Bunny Buddies Gifts

'Honey, we have guests coming for Easter dinner. Please trim your nose hare!'

'Your future looks charming.'

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

"Do me next."

An Unexpected Guest.

The Worm Charmer

Bird Torture.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I think he's lonely.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Magic Tricks

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Disco Bunny.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"