Bunker Buddies Gifts

"Stupid flu season."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Your future looks charming.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Will I lose my hare?"

Lasso

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

'Tender and Juicy.'

Carrot Throwing Act

'He's having a bad feather day.'