Bunker Blunderers Gifts

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

Safe harbour

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"I hate sand traps."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"O.K., doomer."

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"Stupid flu season."

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

Worse bunker on the course!