Bunker Master Gifts

"I hate sand traps."

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brickie's Mate

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Safe harbour

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"This will be your office. There's a flashlight and whistle if you need to attract attention."

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"Stupid flu season."

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"O.K., doomer."

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

"They say that once you land in that bunker, you never get out."