Bunker Warrior Gifts

Looking for a gift for the bunker warrior in your life? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items that salute their resilience and courage. Perfect for those who bravely stand their ground, our products blend humor with heart, making them ideal for anyone who’s faced challenges head-on. Whether it’s a mug to kickstart their day, a t-shirt to wear with pride, or a print that captures their fighting spirit, these gifts add a special touch of appreciation.

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It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

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'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!' mockup

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

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"I bought you a bucket and spade, to play with in the bunkers."

"I bought you a bucket and spade, to play with in the bunkers." mockup

"I bought you a bucket and spade, to play with in the bunkers."

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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system." mockup

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

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'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

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"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off." mockup

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

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"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight" mockup

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

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'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!' mockup

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

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Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

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Nun confronts mugger.

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"Prepare to meet thy blower."

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"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up." mockup

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

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"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker." mockup

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

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Urban Expansion

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"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"I think it's the road to Stressville...." mockup

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

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'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee) mockup

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

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'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

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"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!" mockup

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

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' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.' mockup

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

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Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth! mockup

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

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"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C." mockup

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

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"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

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