Bunker Warrior Pillows

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"I bought you a bucket and spade, to play with in the bunkers."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Nun confronts mugger.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Urban Expansion

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Safe harbour

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"I hate sand traps."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Save this Wilderness.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."