Bunker Warrior T-Shirts

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"I bought you a bucket and spade, to play with in the bunkers."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

God in the bunker.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Nun confronts mugger.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Pasadena Playhouse War

Urban Expansion

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

Safe harbour

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"I hate sand traps."

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'