Bunker Buff Pillows

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Worse bunker on the course!

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

Pirate

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Big Boy Foot

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Easter bunny Island.

Planner at work.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'