Bunker Buff Gifts

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Worse bunker on the course!

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Pirate

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Hole in one!!!!'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Can I have flies with that'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'The buildings are merging.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Big Boy Foot

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Easter bunny Island.

Planner at work.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.