Basement Buff Gifts

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

'He likes to power nap.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Tax.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'The buildings are merging.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Home maintenance

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'We've found the problem...'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.