Buoyancy Buff Gifts

'I admire your floatibility.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Toy Store/Battery Store

Euro Collapse

'We've found the problem...'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

Newton discovers surrealism

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

"Sorry, I can't explain why, when interest rates rise, bond prices fall."

"It's a plant based solution."

Monkey casino study.

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Battery Chicken.

World Battery Change

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

Energy speculation.

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

"I know you were a car salesman before becoming a bond trader, but we sell bonds in the secondary market, not 'used bonds'."