Bonus Buff Gifts

'You got a big bonus, didn't you?'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'Well £60 million is less than I'm used to. . . but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the bank have?'

"In these times of fiscal austerity, I think it's important that we all stop asking about my year-end bonus."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Hysterically laughing monster.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

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'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

"It's a plant based solution."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"Lovely weather for it."

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

'It must be bonus-time again.'

"Lots of people will lose their jobs to robots, but I don't think they can ever replace us!"

Friends.

"And interestingly, while you're both morbid and obese, you're not quite morbidly obese."

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"