Bonus Booster Gifts

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

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'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."