Bonus Hunter Gifts

'Bonus time, Harris - which hand?'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

45% of my bonus goes to taxes

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Listen - we just stay silent and look remote and concerned and dignified, and we keep the damn bonuses."

"I see you didn't get an obscene bonus last year. The government was counting on it."

'Before I announce the bonus schedulae for this fiscal year, let's pause and give thanks for our loyal ex-colleagues now serving with the S.E.C.'

Feeding The Crocodile.

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"There's not going to be enough cash to pay the executive bonuses chief!"

'Just give your bonus back, and nobody needs to get hurt.'

"As regards the size of our annual bonus, let's bear in mind gentlemen, that we are hunters AND gatherers."

'My Christmas bonus.'

IRS, 'Oh, go ahead and buy it, dear †I'm expecting a big bonus.'

'I am enquiring about our bonuses.'

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"Go on boy...bonuses! Sniff 'em out."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Investment bankers having to share their bonus.

"The news has given me a chill - throw some more cash on the fire."

'Because I'm worth it.'

Businessmen as baby birds

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Christmas bonus

Carillion Bonus

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"You can tell what the raises are going to be like this year, when the boss keeps reminding us that money can't buy happiness."

Bankers Bonuses.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'I cry all the way to my tax haven.'