Reward Hunter Gifts

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Win - win

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

First Prize!

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Monkey casino study.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."