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"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Win - win

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

First Prize!

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Monkey casino study.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."