Reward Enthusiast Pillows

"How are you finding our 'Agent Reward' scheme?"

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'It's my new 'get treats' incentive program.'

"I know he's a regular customer Miss Jones, but a loyalty card will suffice..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Go! Means NOW!

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Greed.

Soccer coach of the year.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Norman E-Mailer

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!