Reward System Enthusiast Pillows

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Dangling Carrots

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Monkey casino study.

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'It's innocent or guilty. There are no do-overs.'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

"The People rest, Your Honor."

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

The hearings on the Supreme Court vacancy will now come to order..."

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

"I want to thank all of you for a fair trial and if you're ever up Leavenworth way don't fail to drop in and see me."

"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."

Will work for humongous bonus.

"I can't believe a mother was jailed because of her kid's truancy."