Reward Programs Pillows

Hi, loyal customer, How'd you like a chance to join our exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program? Me? That's right. We want to reward your loyalty. So we'll let you join for just $9.95 a month. Wow. This is my first time to the cafe. But since you got here you haven't gone to another cafe.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Dangling Carrots

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Monkey casino study.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

If you apply for my credit card, you can earn points toward your next guilt trip.

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

Kids and the economy

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!

Giftbags in Heaven and Hell.

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

'Welcome - would either of you like to join our Frequent Sinner Programme?'

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

"Complete the Nelson deal without delay or complication and this peanut is yours."

"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."

Wait, don't forget your punch card - If you visit five more times, you get a free secret of the universe!

Loyalty Card

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

Mega*Air. Ohh, sorry, sir. With a round trip ticket the frequent flyer miles cancel each other out.

'I have more air miles than I'll ever be able to use!'

'Our credit card company is offering rewards points for spending more than we earn.'