Reward Programs Mugs

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Dangling Carrots

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Monkey casino study.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

Giftbags in Heaven and Hell.

Kids and the economy

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

'Welcome - would either of you like to join our Frequent Sinner Programme?'

"Complete the Nelson deal without delay or complication and this peanut is yours."

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."

Loyalty Card

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

'Our credit card company is offering rewards points for spending more than we earn.'

'I have more air miles than I'll ever be able to use!'

'It's my new 'get treats' incentive program.'