Getting A Reward Pillows

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

Dangling Carrots

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Monkey casino study.

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Handing over money.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

"Oh look, how utterly ridiculous - you're on the honours list!"

Giftbags in Heaven and Hell.

Instant winner trash can

As a home-schooled student, Renee found it tougher and tougher to muster any genuine surprise.

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."

'Now that you've had an hour to enjoy your bonus, when are we going to spend it?'

Monster game shows.

"Complete the Nelson deal without delay or complication and this peanut is yours."