Getting A Reward Gifts

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

Dangling Carrots

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Monkey casino study.

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Handing over money.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

If you apply for my credit card, you can earn points toward your next guilt trip.

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

"Oh look, how utterly ridiculous - you're on the honours list!"

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!

Giftbags in Heaven and Hell.

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

As a home-schooled student, Renee found it tougher and tougher to muster any genuine surprise.

Instant winner trash can

"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."

"Complete the Nelson deal without delay or complication and this peanut is yours."

'Now that you've had an hour to enjoy your bonus, when are we going to spend it?'