Rewards Programs Gifts

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

"How are you finding our 'Agent Reward' scheme?"

'I've got to say a divorce lawyer with a rewards program is unusual.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Dangling Carrots

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Monkey casino study.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

Giftbags in Heaven and Hell.

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

'Welcome - would either of you like to join our Frequent Sinner Programme?'

Superheroes: 'Will work for Air Miles.'

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

"Complete the Nelson deal without delay or complication and this peanut is yours."

"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."

Loyalty Card

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

'I have more air miles than I'll ever be able to use!'

'Our credit card company is offering rewards points for spending more than we earn.'