Reward System Strategist Gifts

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Dangling Carrots

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Monkey casino study.

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

"We're still negotiating. I want a six-figure starting salary and they don't want to hire me."

If you apply for my credit card, you can earn points toward your next guilt trip.

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

'The object is to make money, not pay claims! Don't make me tell you again!'

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

When choosing between "the carrot or the stick." my experience is that that employees don't like carrots enough!

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!

Giftbags in Heaven and Hell.

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

"Six ideas for $10 or $15 for a dozen."

'The new automated system was a bit of a disaster!'

"Complete the Nelson deal without delay or complication and this peanut is yours."

"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."

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