Reward Program Enthusiast Pillows

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Perks

Dangling Carrots

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

Monkey casino study.

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

"The salary is excellent and the benefits are outstanding. So... which would you prefer?"

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

Will work for humongous bonus.

"Fixed-term contracts, social benefits, pension plans, health insurance. . . we have nothing to complain about. And that's why we're on strike!"

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space