Incentive Enthusiast Pillows

"Follow me."

For Timely Filing

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

Dedication to excellence....

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Peacock of Productivity

The Smell of Fear

Carrot VS Stick

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

Leadership never hibernates.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'G-go ahead, F-Fred; p-pre-announce our disappointing 3rd quarter.'

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

Your DNA is in the database.

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

Man chasing carrot.

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'