Promo Prize Enthusiasts Pillows

'You know that new car you won in the sales contest? Do you think you can win another one?'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'I've been made junior partner.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

You wanted to see me again, boss? Yes. I realized you never gave me my Christmas bonus. What're you talking about? You're the boss. You give me a bonus, I don't give you a bonus. Exactly. The key word in employer-employee relationship is relationship. One-sided relationships never work, Rudy. I've calculated the amount you would have paid me if you hadn't been taking me for granted for 16 years. Very bad man.

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Summer Proms - then, now.

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

Man overloaded with samples

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

Will work for humongous bonus.

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

Three cheers for advertising.

Business Cards.

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

'I appreciate the new title, Mr Boyle, but what I could really use is a raise.'

'Actually I worked my way up from 'ideas'.'

"We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

45% of my bonus goes to taxes.